Sweet Silence.

scribbleshouse:

SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION

He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.

James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.

James stands up and walks out of the great hall.

inkskinned:

when my dad was in law school he knew these two girls who told him “people look at us like we were meat anyway so we decided to make some money off of it” so they wore bikinis and high heels and sold WAY overpriced hot dogs as a way of financing their education. they graduated summa cum laude with no debt and let me just say i have never been so inspired

stability:

unrealisticdepictionsofme:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?
Do you see these two words?
They do not mean the same thing.
Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman

sbiderman

stability:

unrealisticdepictionsofme:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman

sbiderman

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

imactuallytrying:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team i can’t do math for shit, I can’t write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour, but I can conquer any in class jeopardy game.

Team i can’t do anything but procrastinate on tumblr

team i used to be really good at all the subjects but now im just trying to pass them with minimal emotional and mental scarring

stargerard:

today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

Throughout my life I have always believed in a balance between everything, that everything happens for a reason and had a purpose therefore nothing in this world is worthless and has its place. Although my own belief didn’t apply to me as my injuries and lows in life seemed to out weigh the good things in life, still I pushed myself to pull through as there was still hope of a light at the end of my tunnel and to bring warmth to my darkness. Then I meet you and I found my balance, a symbol of perfection who balances my faults as she has none of her own, years of pain and suffering forgotten and left behind in that past. Someone who makes me smile at any moment not matter how I may have been feeling before hand, someone who the very thought of, lights up my day and steals my mind, warming my chest like the morning sun. Someone who gave me a feeling of purpose. I wake up now to my very first thought being of you and just that alone makes any day, no matter what’s to happen during it, a good day. Someone who’s laugh and smile can make my heart stop and my mind race with excitement, who’s gentle touch and very presence can create a fictional sense of perfection and comfort knowing that there is absolutely no other place in the universe that I would rather be than with you. My mind is still baffled at the fact that I am so lucky to have you and at how perfect you are, you’re beyond the perfection of dreams and story’s to the point where perfection my be considered an understatement. And it scares me because I worry whether I’ll always be the one for you or if I’ll screw things up as I have a habit of doing so, but I promise you I will put every breath I have left in my body to keep you smiling and happy because when you’re happy and smiling my world is perfect.
My wonderful love (via destroy-those-thoughts)