Sweet Silence.
demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
You are allowed to be alive. You are allowed to be somebody different. You are allowed to not say goodbye to anybody or explain a single thing to anyone, ever.
Augusten Burroughs (via fleurslibres)

usbdongle:

xeverdeen:

im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY 

#there’s another country? #how long has it been there

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

skypestripper:

when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

ll-ufo-ll:

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS


Laughing for 10 years? You need to calm your nipps. This post isn’t even funny.

ll-ufo-ll:

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

Laughing for 10 years? You need to calm your nipps. This post isn’t even funny.